As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6191. | Bodhi$attiva (ptran) | 91.09 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
6192. | BabushkaThief (bababu1) | 91.08 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
6193. | alfos (alfos) | 91.08 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
6194. | Jimmy (ricer_workman) | 91.08 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
6195. | Roan (toadietechnika) | 91.08 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
6196. | likeliness (likelyhood) | 91.08 | 91% | 2017-02-15 |
6197. | GustavG (blggg) | 91.08 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
6198. | McKle (mckle7) | 91.07 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
6199. | Saiya (zenger23) | 91.06 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
6200. | Edwin (edweezy) | 91.06 | 94% | 2016-04-27 |
6201. | Hater (hateself) | 91.06 | 98% | 2017-08-26 |
6202. | cod1r (cod1r) | 91.05 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
6203. | Dzlandis (dzlandis) | 91.05 | 96.9% | 2021-02-12 |
6204. | zcoob (zcoob) | 91.04 | 99% | 2018-08-16 |
6205. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 91.04 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
6206. | Bofa (pieluver123) | 91.04 | 95% | 2016-04-21 |
6207. | tstats[_jamin_] (_jamin_) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
6208. | limolikur (acumalaka) | 91.03 | 97% | 2023-08-26 |
6209. | panacotta (panacotta) | 91.03 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
6210. | Oleg (olaprelikov) | 91.03 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
6211. | Harry (hazman) | 91.03 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
6212. | makaio (neosifr) | 91.03 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
6213. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 91.03 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
6214. | marcos (marcos06) | 91.02 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
6215. | Sriram (sriram1994) | 91.02 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
6216. | Tony (naka__) | 91.02 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
6217. | Leon (bluesunset) | 91.02 | 99% | 2017-04-16 |
6218. | wired angel (polygonaltree) | 91.01 | 99% | 2023-01-17 |
6219. | Santos (druddigon) | 91.01 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
6220. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 91.00 | 99% | 2016-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |