So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10246. | Clayton (claytonjadkins) | 84.60 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
10247. | John (woot_5000) | 84.60 | 84% | 2012-09-26 |
10248. | Jomes (petrforsberg) | 84.60 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
10249. | DislikeBot (dislikebot) | 84.60 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
10250. | Ruark (penchevi09) | 84.60 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
10251. | _AquaFortis_ (_aquafortis_) | 84.59 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
10252. | RIP yomps (dtfps) | 84.59 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
10253. | janer (jcamann) | 84.59 | 98% | 2011-11-22 |
10254. | H (docsattar) | 84.59 | 99% | 2019-11-19 |
10255. | Klunky (liamrob) | 84.58 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
10256. | Chris (icup) | 84.58 | — | 2009-02-25 |
10257. | Alex (evoamac) | 84.58 | 99% | 2011-08-22 |
10258. | lebron (lebron_mccain) | 84.57 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
10259. | arichnad (arichnad) | 84.57 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
10260. | ahmed (angeampire) | 84.57 | 95% | 2013-09-24 |
10261. | Tony (naka__) | 84.57 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
10262. | Rocko (rockotaco) | 84.56 | 96% | 2019-05-16 |
10263. | razy (razynurin) | 84.56 | 96% | 2011-08-21 |
10264. | HazeltheBear (hazelthebear) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
10265. | Carter (carterps2ss) | 84.56 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
10266. | Garrett (insanitymage) | 84.55 | 93% | 2015-04-07 |
10267. | Darrell (rocky814) | 84.55 | 94% | 2016-06-27 |
10268. | Mancini (mancini) | 84.55 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
10269. | kirasu (alihan8) | 84.54 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
10270. | undefined (epsylon) | 84.54 | 96% | 2013-07-11 |
10271. | Nick (nikpag00) | 84.54 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
10272. | B. (karn555) | 84.54 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
10273. | N (crazycalm007) | 84.53 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
10274. | ryan (10thdentist) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
10275. | Kevin (no2pzl) | 84.53 | 97% | 2013-09-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |