As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3125. | kevin (fboi) | 103.33 | 99% | 2021-08-02 |
3126. | Blitz (athul) | 103.33 | 98.2% | 2024-03-14 |
3127. | Max (hooterr) | 103.33 | 96.8% | 2023-10-31 |
3128. | MS (damanthc) | 103.32 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
3129. | Adridri (eidorian) | 103.32 | 96% | 2017-03-21 |
3130. | (zesty11) | 103.32 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
3131. | Marek (lypa) | 103.31 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
3132. | Lin (lin_ming) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
3133. | mael (maelstrom00) | 103.29 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
3134. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 103.29 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
3135. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 103.27 | 100% | 2023-05-08 |
3136. | EatingFromTrashcan (namtrac... | 103.27 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
3137. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 103.27 | 93% | 2016-05-23 |
3138. | DiamondCF (diamondcf) | 103.27 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
3139. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 103.27 | 97% | 2016-08-15 |
3140. | caleb (caleb123456) | 103.25 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
3141. | da (causenetsofv) | 103.24 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
3142. | TheyGotAlex (harshbarger.a@... | 103.24 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
3143. | Mateus (m_bezrutchka) | 103.23 | 97% | 2015-05-09 |
3144. | Colson (cols1) | 103.21 | 98.3% | 2023-12-10 |
3145. | Gabriel (gabgosrob) | 103.21 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
3146. | Alexandre (aletm) | 103.21 | 99% | 2022-03-11 |
3147. | CiscoAdmin (kaszanka12) | 103.21 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
3148. | Ayaz (ayazkhan) | 103.21 | 97% | 2016-07-04 |
3149. | Snowieball (snowieball) | 103.21 | 92% | 2016-07-19 |
3150. | bindyy (bindyy) | 103.20 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
3151. | Max (maxvp) | 103.20 | 99% | 2021-04-19 |
3152. | Kendra (kendrakendra) | 103.20 | 100% | 2015-12-14 |
3153. | M4RT1N (flipous) | 103.20 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
3154. | sus_ank (ace_2006) | 103.19 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |