It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1012. | america's deadliest god (he... | 93.70 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
1013. | Renata (pandanite) | 93.69 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
1014. | Cau Be (caubelangthang) | 93.68 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
1015. | Sonny (sonson88) | 93.67 | 98% | 2018-01-12 |
1016. | Brian (scorpyyy) | 93.63 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
1017. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 93.63 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
1018. | Mausz (jmann71) | 93.62 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
1019. | Tahs0 (tahs1) | 93.61 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
1020. | Chi (348cdt21) | 93.59 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
1021. | nope (s4d_) | 93.54 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
1022. | Sarath (sarathparackalj) | 93.49 | 98% | 2020-06-20 |
1023. | Typing Zen (k4ir4) | 93.49 | 98% | 2017-10-26 |
1024. | John (caduke) | 93.43 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
1025. | Mel (smelons) | 93.42 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
1026. | 1step (narcindin) | 93.33 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
1027. | Spyro (spyrothedragon) | 93.30 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
1028. | Derik (dcant322) | 93.29 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
1029. | Hansi (hanzgg) | 93.29 | 99% | 2018-08-15 |
1030. | Joseph (josqu) | 93.29 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
1031. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 93.24 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
1032. | George (sk8ereid) | 93.24 | 97% | 2018-01-08 |
1033. | W (davanish) | 93.24 | 99% | 2017-10-30 |
1034. | DiscordMod (sheevpalpatine66) | 93.23 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
1035. | Kaede (kayano) | 93.22 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
1036. | zane (magicsoap) | 93.18 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
1037. | Justin (nexoloft) | 93.17 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
1038. | Guts (noob_06) | 93.15 | 99% | 2018-10-25 |
1039. | Apaul_2 (apaul_2) | 93.12 | 97% | 2019-10-03 |
1040. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 93.10 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
1041. | Mike (tursi960) | 93.10 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,926 | 81.81 | August 27, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 61.69 | August 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |