As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20847. | humisar (humisar) | 51.97 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
20848. | FEDERICO (fedecochi) | 51.97 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
20849. | Viet-Anh (vietanhduong) | 51.96 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
20850. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 51.96 | 91% | 2017-01-12 |
20851. | Fab (ishimwe) | 51.95 | 96.4% | 2021-02-25 |
20852. | Pixel (pugs1624) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
20853. | alex (alamb603) | 51.94 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
20854. | Kristoffer (marcusaurelius99) | 51.94 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
20855. | Emil (em1ll3us) | 51.94 | 95% | 2019-12-23 |
20856. | WI (apni) | 51.94 | 93% | 2015-11-26 |
20857. | Swagward (liled2002) | 51.92 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
20858. | rtr (darxidemlg) | 51.92 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
20859. | Vincent (vincunt_) | 51.92 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
20860. | Elbek (atom_azimov) | 51.91 | 98% | 2016-10-05 |
20861. | Paddy (paddyl) | 51.90 | 96% | 2019-11-19 |
20862. | Dančik (danil18) | 51.90 | 94% | 2023-01-14 |
20863. | Gtw (gtw99) | 51.89 | 93% | 2016-04-30 |
20864. | Joshuiah (joshuiah) | 51.88 | 95% | 2022-09-09 |
20865. | swapneel (swapneel1121) | 51.88 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
20866. | Peter (peterlyn313) | 51.88 | 99% | 2021-03-28 |
20867. | thats_dee (thats_dee) | 51.88 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
20868. | Antonio (tonibudal) | 51.86 | 92% | 2022-05-29 |
20869. | Stelister (stelister) | 51.85 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
20870. | GeekThrill (geekthrill) | 51.85 | 95% | 2021-05-23 |
20871. | batibot (cloners) | 51.85 | 90% | 2016-07-19 |
20872. | Prabath (psaw) | 51.85 | 94% | 2016-08-10 |
20873. | Sayo (rin1120) | 51.84 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
20874. | Guddu Jaisawal (suraj_6732786) | 51.84 | 94% | 2021-12-18 |
20875. | tstats[yuzurihaa] (yuzurihaa) | 51.84 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
20876. | root@localhost (loadaverage) | 51.84 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |