As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5129. | ๐ธbingus๐ธ (dearmr) | 94.57 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
5130. | Jacob (zoloto67) | 94.57 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
5131. | neuralscatted (neuralscatte... | 94.57 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
5132. | doquan (doquannnn) | 94.56 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
5133. | Sonu (intellectualcreatures) | 94.56 | 99% | 2021-10-03 |
5134. | ๋๋ํ ๋ฐ์ (varnontyp... | 94.56 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
5135. | sami (sami66) | 94.55 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
5136. | 949 (bkwak11) | 94.55 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
5137. | Mircox (mircozen) | 94.55 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
5138. | Erzhan (kekland322) | 94.55 | 94% | 2017-04-06 |
5139. | sa (sosa21) | 94.54 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
5140. | tlbi (tla109) | 94.54 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
5141. | Brage (brasa95) | 94.54 | 98% | 2015-09-15 |
5142. | arena (arenacloser204) | 94.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-17 |
5143. | github.com/hirthanan (hirth... | 94.53 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
5144. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 94.53 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
5145. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
5146. | Andy (okiandy) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
5147. | Jewy (winniedepooh) | 94.50 | 97% | 2016-03-09 |
5148. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
5149. | Nick (kmkhami) | 94.50 | 97.2% | 2023-11-30 |
5150. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 94.50 | 96% | 2015-08-16 |
5151. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 94.50 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
5152. | cliff (jerjerfly) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
5153. | Neel (neel19) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
5154. | Marasy (marasy8) | 94.48 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
5155. | Coleman (edibleplastique) | 94.48 | 93% | 2015-07-18 |
5156. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 94.48 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
5157. | Improving (mrsleeves) | 94.48 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
5158. | asdf (spelx) | 94.48 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
แ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |