As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11067. | Free-Palestine (mohammed_id... | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
11068. | Noah (mukyn) | 77.92 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
11069. | Andrè (andrree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
11070. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
11071. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
11072. | Zach (zacuum) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
11073. | damList (damanthm) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
11074. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 77.91 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
11075. | lohn (lohnc) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
11076. | Jake (hero7785) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
11077. | An (noswear999) | 77.90 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
11078. | BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin) | 77.89 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
11079. | Brandon (branhydrous) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
11080. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 77.89 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
11081. | Princess (deathmeter) | 77.89 | 83% | 2017-01-10 |
11082. | basit (ykbasit) | 77.87 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
11083. | Badacas (badacas) | 77.86 | 98% | 2022-04-05 |
11084. | danny (brrrgandy) | 77.86 | 93% | 2017-03-17 |
11085. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 77.86 | 97% | 2022-10-01 |
11086. | tstats[gravityhurts] (gravi... | 77.86 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
11087. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 77.86 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
11088. | Donavan (donavanyieh) | 77.85 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
11089. | jangar (dvorjack) | 77.85 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
11090. | YOOOOOOOOOOO (cravingbird) | 77.85 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
11091. | autumn (honeycocaine) | 77.84 | 90% | 2017-03-17 |
11092. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 77.84 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
11093. | Talos (therealtalos21) | 77.83 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
11094. | Ronalds (mrbonis) | 77.82 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
11095. | Martin (martinmaster) | 77.82 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
11096. | Joey (jjoey1839) | 77.82 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |