As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10544. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 79.22 | 96% | 2022-08-25 |
10545. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 79.22 | 96% | 2021-11-21 |
10546. | Eric (symtomps) | 79.22 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
10547. | Hiram (mrizama) | 79.22 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
10548. | Anurag (anurag_2002) | 79.20 | 97.4% | 2023-12-27 |
10549. | Shahed (shahed_hasan) | 79.20 | 98% | 2023-03-22 |
10550. | Sigmund (sir_renardwil) | 79.20 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
10551. | stożek (stzz) | 79.20 | 95% | 2023-04-09 |
10552. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 79.20 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
10553. | TheVictor (wrmor) | 79.20 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
10554. | Jere (herrhakala) | 79.20 | 83% | 2017-04-15 |
10555. | cs (cinnamonstick) | 79.20 | 95% | 2015-05-01 |
10556. | Dank (mafiga) | 79.19 | 95% | 2015-05-09 |
10557. | RetroDad (retrodad9) | 79.19 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
10558. | FreePalestine (free_palestine) | 79.19 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
10559. | Dr. Doof (sacrelege) | 79.19 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
10560. | Dinomict (joyboyluffy) | 79.18 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
10561. | YuHao (grass_) | 79.18 | 98% | 2020-08-03 |
10562. | aa (invincibleunderthesun) | 79.18 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
10563. | Sumedh (sumedh_pendurkar) | 79.17 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
10564. | Builder (builderftw) | 79.17 | 97% | 2015-10-05 |
10565. | Rob (destructo91) | 79.17 | 97% | 2016-09-09 |
10566. | laser (laser1) | 79.17 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
10567. | Zack (ford_festiva) | 79.17 | 96% | 2021-11-22 |
10568. | Dan (danmarculet) | 79.17 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
10569. | Emil (emilkrogh) | 79.17 | 91% | 2016-07-17 |
10570. | Wen Ree (cataclysm234) | 79.16 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
10571. | kauron (kauron) | 79.15 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
10572. | Guava (typernoob07) | 79.15 | 96% | 2023-07-16 |
10573. | Langson (nosgnal) | 79.15 | 97.8% | 2021-02-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |