As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
13321. | scollon (scollon) | 72.36 | 95% | 2021-01-25 |
13322. | Huggie tuggie (hugitugi) | 72.36 | 96% | 2023-09-06 |
13323. | jTactics (jtactics) | 72.36 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
13324. | Miguel (gheed22) | 72.36 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
13325. | Charlotte (charliemulls) | 72.36 | 91% | 2016-02-07 |
13326. | Carrie (cakac) | 72.36 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
13327. | Bilal (bilalahmad) | 72.36 | 98% | 2015-12-26 |
13328. | Pierce (nitten) | 72.35 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
13329. | Mary (frailmary) | 72.35 | 97% | 2017-11-14 |
13330. | Hiroki (h8gi) | 72.35 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
13331. | Guest (superman_ha_ha) | 72.34 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
13332. | Arch (archmageguy) | 72.34 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
13333. | Jeannie (jeanniejackson) | 72.34 | 100% | 2021-10-11 |
13334. | Veikka (globegnome) | 72.34 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
13335. | wabdeali (wabdeali) | 72.34 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
13336. | leah (henrytheelectron) | 72.34 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
13337. | Dòng Tộc (antiqueakai) | 72.33 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
13338. | Uroš (grujidis) | 72.33 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
13339. | Jacob (funtimejacob) | 72.33 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
13340. | Aaron (aaronlandau) | 72.33 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
13341. | Max (goinfullderp) | 72.33 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
13342. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 72.33 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
13343. | Angel (ninjasneak543) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-03-27 |
13344. | Pragyan (swordfish999) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-02-15 |
13345. | Chaddog (svd997) | 72.32 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
13346. | Tetu (bwewts) | 72.32 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
13347. | xploud. (steven125) | 72.32 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
13348. | patrick (rice247) | 72.32 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
13349. | Nic (hoooosdifuh) | 72.31 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
13350. | Xentury (xentury) | 72.31 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |