The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12565. | B (computernerd411) | 83.65 | 96% | 2015-05-11 |
12566. | DSH (didsh) | 83.65 | 94% | 2017-05-13 |
12567. | Ahmad (gmg12) | 83.65 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
12568. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 83.65 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
12569. | Mercury (grokking) | 83.64 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
12570. | Roy (activy) | 83.64 | 95% | 2012-05-17 |
12571. | ant (eahemming) | 83.64 | 92% | 2016-03-05 |
12572. | Ju (juknju) | 83.64 | 99% | 2013-02-07 |
12573. | Kent (kfreezen) | 83.64 | 96% | 2014-09-20 |
12574. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 83.64 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
12575. | Nurul (mnislam) | 83.64 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
12576. | Allan (ornalla) | 83.63 | 96.9% | 2021-02-17 |
12577. | Adam (draphos) | 83.63 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
12578. | Anon (0xff) | 83.63 | 95% | 2014-08-15 |
12579. | Trevor (doyouevencodebro) | 83.63 | 95% | 2013-11-05 |
12580. | Norton (pajj) | 83.63 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
12581. | sem (elsemyano) | 83.62 | 97% | 2012-02-27 |
12582. | Susie (susieq22) | 83.62 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
12583. | D (daymo) | 83.62 | 96% | 2014-06-13 |
12584. | Attila (ladatti) | 83.62 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
12585. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 83.62 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
12586. | Goobie2Shoos (gooberthegrand) | 83.62 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
12587. | Hillistine (hillistine) | 83.62 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
12588. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 83.61 | 96% | 2023-08-20 |
12589. | Kenan (gamingkenan) | 83.61 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
12590. | Alex (alexjonathan) | 83.61 | 98% | 2019-03-05 |
12591. | cynthya (cynthya) | 83.61 | — | 2008-11-27 |
12592. | XrXr (xrxr) | 83.61 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
12593. | Todd (toddtonytoby) | 83.61 | 92% | 2013-04-10 |
12594. | Bailey (ghostboo_) | 83.60 | 99% | 2022-02-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 85,247 | 82.46 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 95 | 86.18 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 81 | 88.45 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |