So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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24243. | Toby (hawkinst) | 60.33 | 93% | 2013-05-11 |
24244. | Lance (lenzzyyy) | 60.33 | 94% | 2019-10-28 |
24245. | lsl (lsl_) | 60.33 | 95% | 2012-05-10 |
24246. | Vic (opposite) | 60.33 | — | 2011-02-25 |
24247. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 60.33 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
24248. | Anshu (put_your_head_on_my_... | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
24249. | Moises (moised241) | 60.32 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
24250. | Andrew (jakemasterbabeh) | 60.32 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
24251. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
24252. | Mike (mike1835) | 60.32 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
24253. | Rajat (argentum_1807) | 60.32 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
24254. | soda (sodafortwo) | 60.32 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
24255. | Raquel (pinya) | 60.32 | 92% | 2013-06-18 |
24256. | Frank (funkyfc) | 60.32 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
24257. | gianluca (javano) | 60.32 | — | 2009-01-22 |
24258. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
24259. | John (flyingmangoose) | 60.31 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
24260. | Goyna (demon__rage__) | 60.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
24261. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 60.31 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
24262. | ryu107 (ryu107) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
24263. | Evan (jcm800) | 60.30 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
24264. | Rene (wishicouldtype) | 60.30 | 86% | 2013-06-04 |
24265. | Ruben (choobs88) | 60.30 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
24266. | pr (ruzv) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
24267. | glyserr (glyserr) | 60.30 | — | 2009-08-17 |
24268. | waseem ahmad bhat (waseemraja) | 60.30 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
24269. | lakum (rohit_123) | 60.30 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
24270. | greg (kaizon) | 60.30 | — | 2009-05-13 |
24271. | Das (dastony1311) | 60.30 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
24272. | Sonny (sweav14) | 60.29 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |