And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14586. | »»════SACHIN™... | 88.03 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
14587. | stop quitting (phrosnite) | 88.03 | 97% | 2015-07-17 |
14588. | byrtolet (byrtolet) | 88.02 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
14589. | illdie (illdie314) | 88.02 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
14590. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 88.02 | 96% | 2023-03-11 |
14591. | Akzhol (leito1) | 88.02 | 94% | 2016-01-03 |
14592. | Yu (sadochist) | 88.01 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
14593. | pea (pbarakat) | 88.01 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
14594. | Zo (zotorious) | 88.01 | — | 2009-06-26 |
14595. | Rikesh (rikesh) | 88.00 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
14596. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 88.00 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
14597. | joey (r00sh) | 88.00 | — | 2011-03-31 |
14598. | Steven (booreck) | 88.00 | 96% | 2016-06-21 |
14599. | emerica (dumpsterman) | 87.99 | 96% | 2022-11-13 |
14600. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 87.99 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
14601. | Bob (bobpopp) | 87.99 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
14602. | Tom (varaxo) | 87.98 | 93% | 2012-10-27 |
14603. | Owen (od3stroyer) | 87.98 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
14604. | Go Go Goooo! (gogocarol) | 87.98 | 97% | 2011-05-05 |
14605. | Bennett (coolnarwhal88) | 87.98 | 94% | 2014-03-03 |
14606. | Jeydon (ijeydon) | 87.98 | 95% | 2014-04-15 |
14607. | Plommon (plommon) | 87.98 | 96% | 2019-12-13 |
14608. | Tapas (wokando) | 87.97 | 96% | 2014-07-01 |
14609. | Baris (bseber) | 87.97 | 94% | 2015-02-01 |
14610. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 87.97 | 94% | 2013-10-23 |
14611. | Jack (jackwhitten238) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
14612. | Ian (ducky34) | 87.96 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
14613. | Henry (fastypr) | 87.96 | 98% | 2021-06-06 |
14614. | Dark (monevtna) | 87.96 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
14615. | Hiroki (hiroki) | 87.96 | 93% | 2011-06-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 116,416 | 84.67 | July 27, 2008 |
Long Texts | 122 | 83.46 | January 3, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 104 | 88.12 | March 29, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |