As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15475. | Amit (amitkarmakar13) | 67.07 | 86% | 2016-04-04 |
15476. | ChengYue (dongchengyue) | 67.07 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
15477. | Shawn (shawtyper) | 67.07 | 96% | 2023-01-14 |
15478. | x (xyzxyz) | 67.07 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
15479. | peter (peterfan) | 67.06 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
15480. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.06 | 100% | 2018-03-06 |
15481. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 67.06 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
15482. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 67.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
15483. | Mighty (min111) | 67.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
15484. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 67.05 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
15485. | Arr (arrfuu) | 67.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
15486. | Kat (rnkea28) | 67.04 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
15487. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 67.04 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
15488. | Mohit (zarthon) | 67.03 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
15489. | Keane (n0tomorrow) | 67.03 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
15490. | LYNC (lync_00) | 67.03 | 97.9% | 2021-02-05 |
15491. | Churro (likechocopie) | 67.02 | 96% | 2024-02-15 |
15492. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 67.02 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
15493. | weights (weights) | 67.02 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
15494. | Siddiqjon (siddiqjonuz) | 67.02 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
15495. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 67.02 | 88% | 2015-08-30 |
15496. | Luke (lukeov) | 67.01 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
15497. | Linus (triplelinus) | 67.01 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
15498. | Sami (dolgolae) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
15499. | Kyle (hexxy1230) | 67.00 | 87% | 2015-04-16 |
15500. | Goku (rmehedi) | 66.99 | 95.8% | 2023-10-19 |
15501. | MeJunae (ju19_1) | 66.99 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
15502. | Hin (borng123) | 66.98 | 96% | 2022-08-26 |
15503. | Arni (arnipet_01) | 66.98 | 95.2% | 2023-10-09 |
15504. | Makhmudjon (makhmudjon) | 66.98 | 95% | 2023-08-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |