As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4663. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 96.38 | 89% | 2015-09-25 |
4664. | Someone (18lauey2) | 96.36 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
4665. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.36 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
4666. | Hal (hal21) | 96.36 | 98.3% | 2021-02-15 |
4667. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
4668. | Meow (catteabae) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
4669. | Aakarshan (aakarshank) | 96.35 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
4670. | DxB (phantoma) | 96.35 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
4671. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 96.35 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
4672. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 96.35 | 99% | 2024-03-15 |
4673. | Benjamin (benje00) | 96.34 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
4674. | Kelvin (code1ess) | 96.34 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
4675. | Teem? (twweeem) | 96.34 | 100% | 2021-02-04 |
4676. | Mikel (meekay) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
4677. | shrike (wangster_) | 96.34 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
4678. | Khánh Duy (duy_sau_rom) | 96.34 | 99% | 2021-09-19 |
4679. | Kimi (kmimkll) | 96.33 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
4680. | Color (colormotion) | 96.33 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
4681. | NiglaciousXII (glaedrlol) | 96.33 | 96% | 2015-11-05 |
4682. | Stefano (flubberwuffer) | 96.32 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
4683. | Xapto (xapto) | 96.32 | 98% | 2017-10-04 |
4684. | JustAnIntern (botbananaman) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
4685. | nanoray (saliciti) | 96.31 | 96% | 2021-10-11 |
4686. | kanacurry (kanacurry) | 96.31 | 98% | 2015-08-10 |
4687. | uty (tisurend) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
4688. | James (dekudeku) | 96.29 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
4689. | Lijian (ljw2) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-04-09 |
4690. | Tom (polaricecaps) | 96.28 | 99% | 2024-01-09 |
4691. | Gaster (iamgaster) | 96.28 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
4692. | Nessa (kidd000) | 96.28 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |