Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2456. | James (m33pit) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
2457. | oh (wod_) | 81.41 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
2458. | Bruno (tresco) | 81.41 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
2459. | Chris (chrissstone) | 81.40 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
2460. | matt (w_dyer) | 81.40 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
2461. | Gosu (timmytilter) | 81.39 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
2462. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 81.39 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
2463. | Nick (1truelipstick) | 81.38 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
2464. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 81.36 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
2465. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 81.36 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
2466. | Salmon (pillowend) | 81.35 | 95% | 2017-07-26 |
2467. | Sumo (sumosnorlax) | 81.34 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
2468. | Helge (htb91) | 81.33 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
2469. | jo (garvers) | 81.33 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
2470. | Princess (deathmeter) | 81.31 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
2471. | Melissa (mynameisspeed) | 81.30 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
2472. | Gerhard (gkuschnik) | 81.29 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
2473. | Elyse (queenlizzie13) | 81.29 | 95% | 2017-07-02 |
2474. | Big S (zver8908) | 81.28 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
2475. | Angie (waferdog) | 81.27 | 99% | 2019-08-19 |
2476. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 81.26 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
2477. | Bob (rando3691) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
2478. | Tyler (artjohn) | 81.24 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
2479. | non-quit (hitman2207onlaptop) | 81.23 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
2480. | Can (tpcm) | 81.23 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
2481. | Amos (amosbird) | 81.23 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
2482. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 81.22 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
2483. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 81.21 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
2484. | Carmen (chrysanthemumtea) | 81.21 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
2485. | ali (ethyl_ethanoate) | 81.21 | 95% | 2018-07-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |