So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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25643. | Felix (should_be_working_rn) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
25644. | sven (svenac20) | 58.00 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
25645. | Doofy (bwarkee) | 58.00 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
25646. | Brendan (busey12) | 58.00 | 95% | 2012-06-23 |
25647. | otoniel (nrtrwater) | 57.99 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
25648. | dianjk (dianjk) | 57.99 | 92% | 2014-06-06 |
25649. | Luis (papitas_leis) | 57.98 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
25650. | Twitch.tv/balancepk_ (azjmo... | 57.98 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
25651. | samuely (samuely) | 57.98 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
25652. | Uzayr (wizz) | 57.98 | — | 2009-03-17 |
25653. | Vivien (vivienho25) | 57.98 | 97% | 2015-11-07 |
25654. | joselito (joselitotanega@ya... | 57.98 | 96% | 2013-07-25 |
25655. | Grzegorz (ulxori) | 57.97 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
25656. | Aqilah (qylahnis) | 57.97 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
25657. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 57.97 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
25658. | Rubem (rubem.nakamura@gmail... | 57.97 | 89% | 2011-10-14 |
25659. | Dominic (dparrera) | 57.96 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
25660. | AznINspacE (azninspace) | 57.96 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
25661. | davide (dabide) | 57.96 | 98% | 2016-08-17 |
25662. | Carl (gimaritis) | 57.96 | 90% | 2014-12-18 |
25663. | Maddox (microscopictopic) | 57.95 | 94% | 2021-02-18 |
25664. | cuhupro (cuhupro) | 57.95 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
25665. | Blake (blakee) | 57.95 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
25666. | Heather (stuntraps) | 57.95 | 88% | 2016-02-11 |
25667. | MrGamer (mrgamer197) | 57.95 | 91% | 2016-03-12 |
25668. | Vedant (vpsj) | 57.94 | 85% | 2011-09-07 |
25669. | Kirubaraj (kirubaraj) | 57.94 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
25670. | Anisur (anis_017) | 57.94 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
25671. | 樊 (krinzkolo) | 57.94 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
25672. | Nikolaus (testingcolemak) | 57.94 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |