As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5579. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 93.13 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
5580. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 93.13 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
5581. | Kevin (lin6625) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
5582. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 93.12 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
5583. | Kaden (kaden_1) | 93.12 | 96% | 2024-01-28 |
5584. | Brian (leviatan625) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
5585. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 93.12 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
5586. | John (jhakala) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
5587. | meli (meli0604) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
5588. | 5000600 (5000600) | 93.11 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
5589. | Tanner (twhite90) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
5590. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
5591. | Lucid (dldri) | 93.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
5592. | Matland (matland) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
5593. | sploofmoof (sploofmoof) | 93.09 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
5594. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
5595. | Kai (gigadelic) | 93.07 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
5596. | Colin (c2young) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
5597. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 93.07 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
5598. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 93.07 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
5599. | Brandon (saosin) | 93.06 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
5600. | Kebab (durum_kebab) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
5601. | Abhisek (_typing_) | 93.06 | 99% | 2022-08-22 |
5602. | SkyerZ (skyerz) | 93.05 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
5603. | Nico (ookami3) | 93.05 | 96% | 2018-07-13 |
5604. | Samuel (candiru) | 93.05 | 96% | 2015-12-20 |
5605. | Salted (salted_mangoes) | 93.04 | 95% | 2022-07-24 |
5606. | pbflmizzle (pbflmizzle) | 93.04 | 92% | 2016-01-29 |
5607. | Raimondo Horton (nize) | 93.04 | 94% | 2021-04-06 |
5608. | :) (jjz03) | 93.04 | 98% | 2018-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |