Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4034. | Martin (ightbet) | 62.08 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
4035. | Ryan (ryan2723) | 62.07 | 99% | 2020-12-14 |
4036. | Peter (rogerron) | 62.07 | 96% | 2019-08-26 |
4037. | i can't be asked (perfectio... | 62.06 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
4038. | Zezimoz (zezimoz) | 62.06 | 94% | 2018-01-05 |
4039. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 62.05 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
4040. | Chanpreet (omaewa_mou_shind... | 62.05 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
4041. | Aidan (aidman) | 62.05 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
4042. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 62.04 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
4043. | stav (stavhagever) | 62.04 | 95% | 2018-06-12 |
4044. | denonderut (icybot) | 62.02 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
4045. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 62.02 | 98% | 2018-07-15 |
4046. | Buraq (buraq) | 62.01 | 95% | 2019-08-22 |
4047. | Mike (tonz30) | 62.00 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
4048. | Brian (briansu) | 61.98 | 95% | 2019-07-02 |
4049. | Dominggus (76ban_jr) | 61.98 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
4050. | instantmax (schmiddla) | 61.97 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
4051. | Sami (race_for_u) | 61.97 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
4052. | George (georgedmi) | 61.97 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
4053. | Dhruv (loneninja__) | 61.96 | 97% | 2021-07-28 |
4054. | angie (kcmo) | 61.95 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
4055. | Alex (alex207e) | 61.95 | 94% | 2020-01-03 |
4056. | Ryan (rhyn0) | 61.94 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
4057. | mohammed (v666) | 61.91 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
4058. | RiceCooker (riceslicer) | 61.89 | 94% | 2020-01-06 |
4059. | Minor (minord) | 61.87 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
4060. | skr_j (saikiranj) | 61.86 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
4061. | Kevin Jeonghun (itskevinjeong) | 61.85 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
4062. | CJ (cj2305) | 61.83 | 97% | 2020-11-22 |
4063. | Darko (seha) | 61.82 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |