As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8623. | Leon (squarerootbagels) | 84.03 | 90% | 2016-05-12 |
8624. | lazaro (quid) | 84.03 | 92% | 2016-08-27 |
8625. | Nikk (white13) | 84.02 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
8626. | Duc (ducx0049) | 84.02 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
8627. | Kevin (zenicide) | 84.02 | 97% | 2020-05-05 |
8628. | nunya (daintyfawn) | 84.01 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
8629. | akaPython (ahman41) | 84.01 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
8630. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 84.01 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
8631. | Marimo (hiyoshi) | 84.01 | 95% | 2015-09-14 |
8632. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 84.01 | 96% | 2016-07-26 |
8633. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 84.00 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
8634. | Mt (mites) | 84.00 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
8635. | Andrew (andyboy1029) | 84.00 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
8636. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 83.99 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
8637. | Bagavan (bagamara) | 83.98 | 98% | 2020-12-18 |
8638. | Pixel269 (pixeltwosixnine) | 83.98 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
8639. | One Miss (onemiss) | 83.97 | 98% | 2023-09-04 |
8640. | David (seismicsandwich) | 83.97 | 97% | 2023-02-09 |
8641. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 83.97 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
8642. | Yet (yet1208) | 83.97 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
8643. | Ethan (eathand) | 83.97 | 96% | 2022-08-05 |
8644. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 83.97 | 96.6% | 2021-01-29 |
8645. | georgebax (gbax) | 83.97 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
8646. | Aaron (21watlaaa) | 83.96 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
8647. | Kevin (kmosher9180) | 83.96 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
8648. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 83.96 | 94% | 2015-05-01 |
8649. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 83.96 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
8650. | Phil (pliao39) | 83.96 | 98% | 2019-02-02 |
8651. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 83.95 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
8652. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 83.95 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |