As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5505. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 93.47 | 98% | 2021-02-27 |
5506. | Brock (awwaiid) | 93.46 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
5507. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
5508. | Papa (quamthebomb) | 93.46 | 99% | 2021-05-28 |
5509. | Zn (z1ny) | 93.44 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
5510. | JGB (jgb000) | 93.43 | 98% | 2024-05-08 |
5511. | H4mburger (h4mburger) | 93.43 | 96% | 2021-07-07 |
5512. | Jizz (mamski) | 93.43 | 98% | 2018-01-27 |
5513. | Denis (carvedseven) | 93.42 | 98% | 2024-04-13 |
5514. | Tyler (exilereject) | 93.42 | 99% | 2023-05-31 |
5515. | thifuni (thifuni) | 93.42 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
5516. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 93.42 | 98% | 2018-08-31 |
5517. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 93.41 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
5518. | Derek (vonarxd) | 93.41 | 99% | 2021-10-11 |
5519. | Hajar (hajar424) | 93.41 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
5520. | Nicolas (nicovercesi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2017-05-12 |
5521. | Marcos (retrograde) | 93.40 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
5522. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 93.40 | 97% | 2024-03-19 |
5523. | Gary (garrigan) | 93.40 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
5524. | Cory (cory) | 93.40 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
5525. | kelp (k3lp_boy) | 93.38 | 95.6% | 2021-02-16 |
5526. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 93.37 | 99% | 2023-11-18 |
5527. | m (ogtong) | 93.37 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
5528. | Sagi (sagi73) | 93.36 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
5529. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 93.36 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
5530. | F (flashyferrari) | 93.36 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
5531. | Pog (randomguy2005) | 93.36 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
5532. | Ian (deanoid) | 93.36 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
5533. | Justin (nexoloft) | 93.35 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
5534. | Kevin (kapoofin) | 93.35 | 97.7% | 2021-02-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |