So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8798. | Wilford (wilfordjason) | 87.87 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
8799. | Franzvic (elbruh) | 87.87 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
8800. | Tane (husquin) | 87.87 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
8801. | Fish (fishfosh) | 87.87 | 87% | 2016-08-16 |
8802. | Richy (trainingtypist192) | 87.86 | 95% | 2023-05-06 |
8803. | Don (udontran) | 87.86 | 94% | 2016-12-05 |
8804. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 87.85 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
8805. | Kjaerbunny (kjaerbunny) | 87.85 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
8806. | Dizzo (dizzo) | 87.85 | 96% | 2011-09-19 |
8807. | jacob (nalyly) | 87.85 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
8808. | Ella (ella_charlotte) | 87.85 | — | 2009-05-07 |
8809. | Ike (eisenhower) | 87.85 | 91% | 2012-12-01 |
8810. | Haha (jeff991117) | 87.84 | 99% | 2023-09-19 |
8811. | tihong12 (tihong12) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-08-02 |
8812. | Bob (darcee) | 87.83 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
8813. | narze (narze) | 87.82 | 98% | 2017-02-19 |
8814. | (´・_・`) (sinji) | 87.81 | — | 2011-01-13 |
8815. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 87.81 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
8816. | Korky (wildstyle) | 87.81 | 93% | 2014-09-02 |
8817. | Gaby (gabygirl611) | 87.81 | — | 2010-03-22 |
8818. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 87.81 | 94% | 2015-02-18 |
8819. | omar (omort) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
8820. | Wan Shi Tong (wan_shi_tong) | 87.80 | 97% | 2013-11-17 |
8821. | Andrew (dacraig47) | 87.79 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
8822. | Syein (syein) | 87.79 | 99% | 2017-01-08 |
8823. | TaeHoon (korevan98) | 87.79 | 89% | 2017-01-19 |
8824. | guest041717 (guest041717) | 87.79 | 98.5% | 2023-10-11 |
8825. | Josh (joshindahood) | 87.79 | 97% | 2017-03-24 |
8826. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
8827. | Happy (candy02058912) | 87.78 | 98% | 2022-01-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |