So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4318. | Tony (boxingrace) | 101.36 | 99% | 2017-09-01 |
4319. | ZF (zf0215) | 101.36 | 96% | 2014-02-16 |
4320. | William (fearcat) | 101.35 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
4321. | Jacob (crotaismean) | 101.35 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
4322. | Elouise (elouiise) | 101.35 | 95% | 2014-03-17 |
4323. | i have no hands (deliciousb... | 101.35 | — | 2008-09-19 |
4324. | Varaug (varaug33) | 101.34 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
4325. | Methan (camoka5) | 101.34 | 92% | 2015-12-06 |
4326. | Nathan (tarektioban) | 101.33 | — | 2010-04-28 |
4327. | Rayndy (rayndy1) | 101.33 | — | 2010-07-07 |
4328. | Michael (mritche) | 101.33 | 87% | 2013-09-22 |
4329. | Who (goldstar2) | 101.33 | 93% | 2014-01-31 |
4330. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 101.32 | 96% | 2023-09-18 |
4331. | Fred (supra97rx7) | 101.32 | 96% | 2013-09-08 |
4332. | SublerQWERTY (sublerqwertyp... | 101.32 | 94% | 2011-07-31 |
4333. | Eran (umm_eran) | 101.31 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
4334. | dankers (fuzzyx3000) | 101.30 | 97% | 2011-07-28 |
4335. | ℕ (noctua) | 101.30 | 96% | 2013-06-09 |
4336. | C (sirbop) | 101.29 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
4337. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 101.29 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
4338. | Kei (azathoth4) | 101.29 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
4339. | Vibov (vibov) | 101.29 | 94% | 2012-07-06 |
4340. | Ali!i!i!iN (alinorouzi) | 101.29 | 98% | 2013-04-28 |
4341. | frothy (lancetadance) | 101.27 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
4342. | Kenneth (godfetus) | 101.26 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
4343. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 101.26 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
4344. | Calvin (calvinguy) | 101.26 | 97% | 2020-06-27 |
4345. | Evan (emackay) | 101.26 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
4346. | Ralph (eltigro) | 101.26 | 96% | 2011-10-23 |
4347. | Kaitlin (kaitlinmichele) | 101.26 | 97% | 2014-05-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |