So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20781. | 🤑 (liljasonmoney) | 65.97 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
20782. | Plantt (tplantt) | 65.97 | 93% | 2016-01-03 |
20783. | coal_town (cat_guy) | 65.97 | 94% | 2021-02-12 |
20784. | Steven (sanstotz) | 65.97 | 95% | 2016-07-03 |
20785. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 65.96 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
20786. | ng (minhtuhay123) | 65.96 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
20787. | Jordan (vaporizing) | 65.96 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
20788. | kostakis (kotloveru) | 65.96 | 97% | 2018-07-05 |
20789. | Daniel (childz) | 65.95 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
20790. | Kabir (kabir_1234) | 65.95 | 96% | 2022-01-28 |
20791. | Hayk (hayk10002) | 65.95 | 94% | 2022-12-29 |
20792. | Reilly (_rk__) | 65.95 | 95% | 2021-05-18 |
20793. | Bekkhan (bkun) | 65.94 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
20794. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 65.94 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
20795. | Striker (strikerfury) | 65.94 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
20796. | fresh (hitorijanai) | 65.94 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
20797. | Zach (fullbright) | 65.93 | 89% | 2016-02-29 |
20798. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 65.93 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
20799. | mel (melguerzon) | 65.93 | 96% | 2012-01-24 |
20800. | Alex (ameanberg) | 65.93 | — | 2010-12-20 |
20801. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 65.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
20802. | Sharas (sharas) | 65.93 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
20803. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 65.93 | 90% | 2016-05-05 |
20804. | Satkay (satkay) | 65.93 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
20805. | Jj (issajacob) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
20806. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
20807. | Yao (yaoyao) | 65.92 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
20808. | Salwe (salwetingh) | 65.92 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
20809. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 65.92 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
20810. | tstats[pervez1020] (pervez1... | 65.91 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |