What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1272. | Raph (raph_) | 84.27 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
1273. | Breeze (driftbreeze) | 84.27 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
1274. | Eaglekott (eaglekott) | 84.24 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
1275. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 84.24 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
1276. | Amedis (rainerb94) | 84.21 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
1277. | jaggu (jaggu94) | 84.20 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
1278. | Andy (gunwing54) | 84.18 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
1279. | Go Vegan :) (faeller) | 84.15 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
1280. | DAndH (dandh) | 84.11 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
1281. | meow (rerety123) | 84.10 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
1282. | Laura (luckybishop) | 84.06 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
1283. | Nick (frostywits) | 84.06 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
1284. | Liam (bangkokracer) | 84.04 | 96% | 2019-09-20 |
1285. | Kim (frozencoolwhip) | 84.01 | 96% | 2019-02-18 |
1286. | Alexander (torphon) | 83.98 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
1287. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 83.98 | 99% | 2020-12-05 |
1288. | Flo (froz3n_wafl3s) | 83.97 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
1289. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 83.93 | 99% | 2020-09-24 |
1290. | 000 (oknotok_) | 83.91 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
1291. | TaxKween (sadiek) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
1292. | Zach (l0rk1n) | 83.88 | 97% | 2019-03-08 |
1293. | tstats[jack18] (jack18) | 83.87 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
1294. | Tom (tommyb) | 83.85 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
1295. | Israel is committing a geno... | 83.85 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
1296. | Lannpha (lannpha) | 83.83 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
1297. | fukonashi (fukonashi) | 83.83 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
1298. | Meio (meio) | 83.80 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
1299. | arigrate (mercury80) | 83.79 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
1300. | Usman (x1itachi) | 83.77 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
1301. | (carrot_) | 83.74 | 96% | 2019-12-20 |
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