So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21878. | josh (opticalshadow) | 64.35 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
21879. | Nazrul (mnnazrul) | 64.35 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
21880. | Shayna (i_scorpio) | 64.35 | 95% | 2014-04-08 |
21881. | Kristyl (careless_thunder) | 64.35 | — | 2011-03-04 |
21882. | harey (harey18) | 64.34 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
21883. | John (j2469) | 64.34 | 97.4% | 2023-11-01 |
21884. | Neil (spiritup) | 64.34 | 93% | 2014-04-24 |
21885. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 64.34 | 96% | 2015-07-23 |
21886. | sLoW bRo (muffinmasta) | 64.34 | 91% | 2016-04-24 |
21887. | Jakis (polishboy12221) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
21888. | Hanif (fivess) | 64.33 | 94% | 2020-10-13 |
21889. | Austin (quanglamtran346) | 64.33 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
21890. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 64.33 | 96% | 2016-08-05 |
21891. | Eduardo (xgoivo) | 64.33 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
21892. | Édouard (edouard48) | 64.33 | 92% | 2016-10-08 |
21893. | ahmet (ahmetyilmaz2002) | 64.33 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
21894. | Nissan (ni554n) | 64.32 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
21895. | asher (zrue) | 64.32 | 96.3% | 2023-10-22 |
21896. | Marcin (vaster_then_you) | 64.32 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
21897. | 재혁 (97_hyuk) | 64.32 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
21898. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 64.32 | 95% | 2015-05-28 |
21899. | sig (fricative) | 64.32 | 91% | 2018-10-27 |
21900. | Timur (aalystama) | 64.31 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
21901. | Sandee[ (sand1482) | 64.31 | 99% | 2022-02-10 |
21902. | Pavel Kotsev (pkotsev) | 64.31 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
21903. | Korn (korn01) | 64.31 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
21904. | Dard (vaderking) | 64.30 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
21905. | Hayden (1001101) | 64.30 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
21906. | Brooklyn (brooklyn9d5) | 64.30 | 94% | 2016-01-12 |
21907. | ObiWanKeyboardobi (obiwanke... | 64.30 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,095 | 74.95 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 122 | 73.91 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |