As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2552. | Lee (bolttyper) | 106.75 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
2553. | Jimmy (jimmmy193) | 106.75 | 98% | 2021-12-05 |
2554. | Yves (vroomsevy) | 106.74 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
2555. | Max (maxpol) | 106.73 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
2556. | Jeff (jeformica) | 106.72 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
2557. | Dain (evilgrapez) | 106.70 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
2558. | HUNGRY (hungry04) | 106.70 | 98% | 2024-01-22 |
2559. | Amateur-Hacker (st26042004) | 106.69 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
2560. | Moritz (elagon) | 106.69 | 96.9% | 2023-11-22 |
2561. | kovaak main (sharoop) | 106.69 | 93% | 2016-01-23 |
2562. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 106.69 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
2563. | Andrew (cherryz) | 106.69 | 89% | 2015-05-04 |
2564. | AJ (joe0702) | 106.67 | 99% | 2024-04-15 |
2565. | patrica (shialbf) | 106.66 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
2566. | tstats[MonsterTaco] (monste... | 106.65 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
2567. | sheep (theonesheep) | 106.65 | 97.4% | 2023-11-13 |
2568. | Liz (liasokol) | 106.64 | 98% | 2018-10-06 |
2569. | Miki (frenkthetenk) | 106.64 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
2570. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 106.63 | 97% | 2015-12-25 |
2571. | the (thababy) | 106.62 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
2572. | T (heyteeee) | 106.62 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
2573. | Glacier (glacier_nt) | 106.61 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
2574. | splatt (splatt0407) | 106.61 | 99% | 2023-06-16 |
2575. | Steven (xuqc01) | 106.61 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
2576. | lassiS (latez) | 106.61 | 94% | 2016-03-27 |
2577. | willmtx (willmtx) | 106.61 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
2578. | DraMaTiK (dr_amatik) | 106.61 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
2579. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 106.60 | 99.1% | 2024-04-01 |
2580. | Christian (cslarsenhhkb) | 106.60 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
2581. | not a nonquit anymore :( (n... | 106.58 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |