As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9771. | Neb (cyanidetoast) | 81.20 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
9772. | (aninactive) | 81.20 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
9773. | mura (murabito45) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
9774. | Jonnel (joinnel) | 81.19 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
9775. | Alwin (al_888) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
9776. | RoyalFlush (royalflush21) | 81.18 | 96% | 2016-08-19 |
9777. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 81.18 | 98% | 2019-12-06 |
9778. | Maros (wlkvr) | 81.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
9779. | TK (filfirst) | 81.17 | 99% | 2018-05-13 |
9780. | Noah (typer_noah) | 81.17 | 97% | 2024-02-20 |
9781. | Jin (jin_an) | 81.17 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
9782. | Jan (restic) | 81.17 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
9783. | Mike (profoundamurai) | 81.16 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
9784. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 81.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-01 |
9785. | Young (a7ive) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
9786. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
9787. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
9788. | Lemuel (camo341) | 81.15 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
9789. | smartisfun (smartisfun) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
9790. | Callisto (dpi24) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
9791. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
9792. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
9793. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
9794. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
9795. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 81.15 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
9796. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
9797. | Turree (turree) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
9798. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.14 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
9799. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 81.14 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
9800. | Ban (ban_) | 81.13 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |