As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20907. | sidharth (sidharth_71) | 52.02 | 95.8% | 2021-02-04 |
20908. | jerry (sheep0109) | 52.02 | 93% | 2021-11-12 |
20909. | Max (maff_maffin) | 52.02 | 96.6% | 2021-02-18 |
20910. | Altair (altairaltair) | 52.01 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
20911. | N!xvierenzeventig (nixviere... | 52.00 | 93% | 2022-09-25 |
20912. | Xun (n1ko9471) | 52.00 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
20913. | তৌসিফুল ফ... | 52.00 | 95% | 2020-07-22 |
20914. | Elvis (grayfox_) | 52.00 | 96% | 2020-04-22 |
20915. | Rodrigo (alang217) | 52.00 | 93% | 2017-02-19 |
20916. | Brylle (latios12349) | 51.99 | 94% | 2022-03-08 |
20917. | NgocTuyen (ngoctuyenn) | 51.99 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
20918. | Ahmed (hero2014) | 51.99 | 92% | 2015-04-21 |
20919. | jeff (jvaliente) | 51.99 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
20920. | Manoj (manoj45) | 51.98 | 94% | 2022-08-01 |
20921. | urpog (urpog) | 51.98 | 95% | 2016-07-24 |
20922. | vikas (vikasw) | 51.98 | 94% | 2015-08-05 |
20923. | Matthew (cwehttam) | 51.97 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
20924. | humisar (humisar) | 51.97 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
20925. | FEDERICO (fedecochi) | 51.97 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
20926. | Viet-Anh (vietanhduong) | 51.96 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
20927. | LALIT (lalitsam) | 51.96 | 91% | 2017-01-12 |
20928. | Fab (ishimwe) | 51.95 | 96.4% | 2021-02-25 |
20929. | Pixel (pugs1624) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
20930. | alex (alamb603) | 51.94 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
20931. | Kristoffer (marcusaurelius99) | 51.94 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
20932. | Emil (em1ll3us) | 51.94 | 95% | 2019-12-23 |
20933. | WI (apni) | 51.94 | 93% | 2015-11-26 |
20934. | Swagward (liled2002) | 51.92 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
20935. | rtr (darxidemlg) | 51.92 | 95% | 2022-12-15 |
20936. | Vincent (vincunt_) | 51.92 | 95% | 2019-05-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |