As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4652. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
4653. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 96.46 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
4654. | bunbun (typerbun) | 96.46 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
4655. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
4656. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
4657. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
4658. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
4659. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 96.44 | 90% | 2016-09-22 |
4660. | shortrug (shortrug) | 96.43 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
4661. | jason (falminfingaz) | 96.42 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
4662. | Jack (itisindeedjack) | 96.42 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
4663. | One last time (ubershah) | 96.42 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
4664. | Mikkel (micc2) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
4665. | Johnathan (jcaves) | 96.41 | 94% | 2015-04-08 |
4666. | DrZDubs (drzdubs) | 96.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
4667. | Patrik (itsuberrr) | 96.40 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
4668. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.39 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
4669. | Jay (jay1723) | 96.39 | 96% | 2016-06-06 |
4670. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 96.39 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
4671. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 96.38 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
4672. | Cuthalion (cuthalion) | 96.38 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
4673. | EJ (imatypergirl) | 96.38 | 89% | 2015-09-25 |
4674. | Someone (18lauey2) | 96.36 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
4675. | Basil (kaneki_k3n) | 96.36 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
4676. | Hal (hal21) | 96.36 | 98.3% | 2021-02-15 |
4677. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 96.36 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
4678. | Meow (catteabae) | 96.36 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
4679. | Aakarshan (aakarshank) | 96.35 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
4680. | DxB (phantoma) | 96.35 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
4681. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 96.35 | 99% | 2016-04-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |