What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1458. | Allan (unknownfiles) | 80.48 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
1459. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 80.46 | 98% | 2018-05-16 |
1460. | kobethedog (brandontabula) | 80.44 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
1461. | Khoi (khoitran) | 80.42 | 99% | 2020-02-18 |
1462. | midnight (aw01) | 80.42 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
1463. | Ethan (ethanjb98) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
1464. | gmiz (gmizavac) | 80.33 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
1465. | Andi (missandi15) | 80.32 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
1466. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 80.30 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
1467. | Ding (hotline_ding) | 80.30 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
1468. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 80.26 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
1469. | taro (doysid) | 80.26 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
1470. | Joseph (peterepeat) | 80.21 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
1471. | Felix (f2862089986) | 80.19 | 98% | 2018-12-07 |
1472. | Thomas (atomikred) | 80.19 | 96% | 2020-10-12 |
1473. | Timo (ubulin) | 80.18 | 96% | 2019-07-13 |
1474. | Jonas (jnshey) | 80.17 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
1475. | RabbitFood (rabbitfood) | 80.15 | 99% | 2020-07-30 |
1476. | Siraj (sirajerthat) | 80.15 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
1477. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 80.12 | 96% | 2019-08-27 |
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