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Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.

—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
4990. tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) 94.66 98% 2022-07-15
4991. yes (yesmaybeno) 94.65 99% 2021-06-09
4992. qwe (azeem838) 94.65 98% 2023-03-06
4993. 🎈k (konnomon) 94.64 99% 2021-05-05
4994. Viet (vietvhcr) 94.63 98.4% 2024-02-28
4995. Race (im_not_cheating_ur_wi... 94.63 97% 2021-07-20
4996. Colemak (zet_colemak) 94.63 97% 2022-05-08
4997. Reaper (reaper_123) 94.63 98% 2023-03-25
4998. Cody (5niffles) 94.63 97% 2022-04-18
4999. Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) 94.62 99% 2022-01-24
5000. kenton (mrbaby1) 94.59 98% 2023-06-21
5001. Sebastian (cloutimus) 94.58 97% 2022-03-18
5002. Panda (sparklehorse61) 94.58 97% 2023-10-02
5003. Kimmie (bryan_kimmie) 94.58 98% 2021-01-19
5004. llarin (krypton1an) 94.57 99% 2020-08-13
5005. Chris (chrislh221) 94.57 99% 2020-10-30
5006. Derp (tolberti) 94.56 95% 2020-09-29
5007. Eugene (eugeneteoh) 94.56 99% 2021-01-18
5008. Munir (munirgkm) 94.56 99% 2021-04-16
5009. Kolby (hobbyjoe) 94.55 98% 2020-12-21
5010. Flarefin (flah_zwou) 94.55 96% 2022-06-05
5011. qqclmqq (qqclmqq) 94.55 98% 2024-09-22
5012. Rafiq (rafiq) 94.54 98% 2020-12-23
5013. shaun (tinaschizu) 94.53 96.7% 2023-12-19
5014. Sharif (sharif_) 94.53 97% 2021-12-28
5015. Joao da mata (jaodamata) 94.51 96% 2023-04-29
5016. Daniel (dreilly2231) 94.51 99% 2024-05-15
5017. skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) 94.51 98% 2021-09-21
5018. (kloodah) 94.51 98% 2022-03-28
5019. lohn (lohnc) 94.50 98% 2022-06-03

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 23,790 91.32 February 25, 2020
Instant Death Mode 19 104.11 February 26, 2021
ᗜ Stenography 1 73.63 July 29, 2023