Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
2677. | F (fabbc1) | 79.43 | 96% | 2017-07-27 |
2678. | Andy (mrfoggz) | 79.42 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
2679. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 79.41 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
2680. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 79.41 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
2681. | B (bst0) | 79.40 | 96% | 2017-09-17 |
2682. | jessica (jessicawang01) | 79.39 | 98% | 2018-06-29 |
2683. | Alex (tsaalex) | 79.39 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
2684. | Devcar03 (devcar03) | 79.39 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
2685. | CJ (cannedair) | 79.38 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
2686. | Josiah (boomtre) | 79.36 | 96% | 2020-04-09 |
2687. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 79.36 | 98% | 2020-11-08 |
2688. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 79.36 | 97% | 2017-12-10 |
2689. | Kristiyan (klenki) | 79.35 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
2690. | Bruce (milothatch) | 79.35 | 96% | 2018-06-26 |
2691. | Zaraostra (zaraostra) | 79.32 | 96% | 2020-08-15 |
2692. | bappo (fuzionzer0) | 79.32 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
2693. | Eric (envyhope) | 79.31 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
2694. | Futurology (futureology) | 79.30 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
2695. | Raj (raj3) | 79.30 | 99% | 2020-09-22 |
2696. | peppermint (violetnunez01) | 79.28 | 98% | 2020-04-12 |
2697. | konor (konor3) | 79.27 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
2698. | hello (winter_tree) | 79.26 | 95% | 2020-07-12 |
2699. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 79.24 | 97% | 2018-10-08 |
2700. | Max (maxbro) | 79.23 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
2701. | typer (carpeltypist) | 79.23 | 96% | 2020-11-25 |
2702. | Patrick (pmac) | 79.23 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
2703. | Israel is committing a geno... | 79.22 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
2704. | Propermunch (propermunch) | 79.22 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
2705. | Candy (candydealer69) | 79.20 | 96% | 2018-11-23 |
2706. | R (rg76) | 79.19 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |