As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4737. | Andrew (andy6) | 96.13 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
4738. | James (jmiddleton) | 96.13 | 97.6% | 2023-12-20 |
4739. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
4740. | Olu (olubean) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
4741. | ftplz (hisoka666) | 96.13 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
4742. | Jay (zombywafflez) | 96.13 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
4743. | James (yaboi6942012) | 96.12 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
4744. | typelord (nerif) | 96.12 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
4745. | Kenn (kenn_double_n) | 96.11 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
4746. | el (elanamax) | 96.11 | 99% | 2021-07-20 |
4747. | Splash (splashcc) | 96.11 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
4748. | Mitchell (krunkyboy) | 96.10 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
4749. | Jen (jchen1041) | 96.09 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
4750. | Rui (adranos) | 96.08 | 97% | 2021-10-17 |
4751. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 96.08 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
4752. | Jonas (jonas9) | 96.08 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
4753. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 96.07 | 100% | 2021-11-11 |
4754. | Evan (elin4046) | 96.07 | 97% | 2021-11-07 |
4755. | mike (maykqwe) | 96.07 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
4756. | Ninjapancakes (ninjapancakes) | 96.06 | 95% | 2015-06-04 |
4757. | Gabe (gablikestacos) | 96.05 | 100% | 2022-01-25 |
4758. | mellismacka (mellismacka) | 96.05 | 99% | 2021-07-09 |
4759. | James (karonar) | 96.05 | 99% | 2022-06-27 |
4760. | richardhead (richardhed) | 96.04 | 98% | 2019-02-10 |
4761. | Leeisateam (leeisateam) | 96.04 | 97% | 2021-10-18 |
4762. | DarkMunkey (doctorlizard) | 96.04 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
4763. | Christian (breeboy) | 96.04 | 98.4% | 2021-02-15 |
4764. | Jamison (y4mz) | 96.04 | 96% | 2017-11-13 |
4765. | TomVoldemort (tomvoldemort) | 96.03 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
4766. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 96.03 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |