As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9989. | mmmmm (kamenrider345) | 80.63 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
9990. | Quirx (jplamostre) | 80.63 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
9991. | Chefino (chefino) | 80.62 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
9992. | Chris (chrisnob) | 80.62 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
9993. | Flash (bala6978) | 80.62 | 98% | 2017-09-05 |
9994. | CobraTran (cobratran) | 80.61 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
9995. | Alex (alkan137) | 80.61 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
9996. | omar (slow_sonic) | 80.61 | 98% | 2021-02-08 |
9997. | Jeremy (ryusaki626) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
9998. | Nathaniel (starpiratecraft) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
9999. | Wortel (worstenbrood) | 80.60 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
10000. | dylan (dbfilmm) | 80.60 | 96% | 2017-01-30 |
10001. | Joshua (cptnarwhalrus) | 80.59 | 94% | 2018-04-04 |
10002. | Pavel (trialtry) | 80.59 | 98.6% | 2023-11-17 |
10003. | maxwelljones14 (maxwelljones) | 80.59 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
10004. | Ari (ariqly) | 80.59 | 92% | 2016-01-20 |
10005. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 80.58 | 96.5% | 2024-02-02 |
10006. | Eli (elijxh_) | 80.58 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
10007. | Beata (beata111) | 80.58 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
10008. | Jai (jais) | 80.58 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
10009. | Parsa (5barsa5seconds) | 80.58 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
10010. | Ahmed (thelegend07) | 80.58 | 90% | 2017-06-03 |
10011. | JO (nadegut) | 80.58 | 91% | 2016-11-23 |
10012. | Prasanth (gprasanth) | 80.58 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
10013. | Poopy (linch8) | 80.57 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
10014. | 3NaynaB (3naynab) | 80.57 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
10015. | Jakub (lulpastor) | 80.57 | 98% | 2020-08-22 |
10016. | FireGumz (firegumz) | 80.56 | 97% | 2023-09-10 |
10017. | Ron (not_a_robot21) | 80.56 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
10018. | Ev (complexion) | 80.56 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |