As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11676. | de la porte (delaporte) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
11677. | Tobbe (tobbedman) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
11678. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
11679. | Oliver (ollciso) | 76.36 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
11680. | Dan (typefffast) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-22 |
11681. | Zolt (z0lt) | 76.35 | 96% | 2020-04-11 |
11682. | Hue (huehue_) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
11683. | Pepin (shortpepin) | 76.33 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
11684. | Dan (dcuaron) | 76.33 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
11685. | Love♥ (harshs99) | 76.33 | 96% | 2016-10-18 |
11686. | :) (pennani) | 76.32 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
11687. | Bruno Paddd (crazytypistkkkj) | 76.32 | 97% | 2023-06-26 |
11688. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 76.32 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
11689. | Lulu (def__init__) | 76.32 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
11690. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 76.31 | 96.9% | 2024-01-22 |
11691. | tung (sontung94) | 76.31 | 97% | 2022-02-25 |
11692. | Paul Bayliss (nutritiousnose) | 76.30 | 96% | 2023-01-09 |
11693. | Elia (eliaecoyote) | 76.30 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
11694. | antiphon (goodmania) | 76.30 | 99% | 2020-08-05 |
11695. | andy (andyhero) | 76.30 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
11696. | KENNETH (happydino) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
11697. | Sompang (mplegato) | 76.29 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
11698. | Muzakki (muzakkiha) | 76.29 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
11699. | Paige (jack_hemmings) | 76.28 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
11700. | Taksa-orn (proudpi) | 76.28 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
11701. | Guest (nextelement) | 76.28 | 96% | 2015-08-19 |
11702. | Sam (busiclucho) | 76.28 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
11703. | zxc (idcidcidcidc) | 76.27 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
11704. | Sachin (popularities) | 76.27 | 87% | 2016-03-20 |
11705. | vinh (kapien) | 76.27 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |