I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1502. | alam (alamjael) | 73.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
1503. | Star (stareffendy) | 73.47 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
1504. | ccu (cuhlig) | 73.46 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
1505. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
1506. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 96% | 2024-02-22 |
1507. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
1508. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95% | 2024-01-18 |
1509. | doquan (doquannnn) | 73.30 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
1510. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
1511. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
1512. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 73.26 | 95.1% | 2023-11-09 |
1513. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
1514. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
1515. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
1516. | artist (apg21092002) | 73.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
1517. | Flacer (rachesser) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
1518. | Elia (elia222) | 72.93 | 96% | 2023-07-15 |
1519. | Somebody (r_a_c_e_r) | 72.89 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
1520. | Gabriel (akgabe) | 72.85 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
1521. | hot (hotsingle) | 72.83 | 94.8% | 2024-01-02 |
1522. | e-ugovor.rs (ufo_lander_and... | 72.78 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
1523. | Rift026 (rift026) | 72.78 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
1524. | Musta (mustaghami) | 72.74 | 98% | 2023-09-10 |
1525. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 72.66 | 96% | 2024-05-14 |
1526. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 72.63 | 95.5% | 2023-11-03 |
1527. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 72.62 | 95.6% | 2023-10-09 |
1528. | Geese (geese955) | 72.61 | 96.4% | 2023-11-03 |
1529. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 72.58 | 95.6% | 2024-04-11 |
1530. | Subbesh yadav (subeshyadav) | 72.58 | 94% | 2024-05-19 |
1531. | mack (zeno_00) | 72.55 | 95.1% | 2023-11-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |