Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1485. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 85.96 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
1486. | wailard (wailard) | 85.94 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
1487. | :) (jjz03) | 85.93 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
1488. | Ryder (mrdrumsuno) | 85.92 | 97% | 2019-08-01 |
1489. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 85.90 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
1490. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 85.90 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
1491. | noogit (burz7) | 85.88 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
1492. | economizing (economizing) | 85.86 | 99% | 2020-05-14 |
1493. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
1494. | 1 key (awndi) | 85.86 | 99% | 2017-11-11 |
1495. | John (xxcooldudexx) | 85.84 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
1496. | Liu (liusbl) | 85.80 | 98% | 2020-03-04 |
1497. | crasyfingers (crasyfingers) | 85.78 | 99% | 2018-02-02 |
1498. | Wild (wildblossom) | 85.74 | 97% | 2017-09-12 |
1499. | mgcfrg (mcfrg) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
1500. | Paperclip (akmalreza) | 85.72 | 98% | 2020-12-12 |
1501. | Allen (dirodoku) | 85.71 | 98% | 2020-03-12 |
1502. | Eric (edluu) | 85.71 | 96% | 2018-01-01 |
1503. | Isaac (dolemitesundae) | 85.70 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
1504. | Tobi (klayver) | 85.66 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
1505. | Timo (ubulin) | 85.66 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
1506. | Paul (pgott87) | 85.65 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
1507. | beef (beefsangria) | 85.63 | 99% | 2020-07-13 |
1508. | DZXC (sdzxc) | 85.62 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
1509. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 85.61 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
1510. | Matt (themattwhip) | 85.61 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
1511. | anonim (anonim2011) | 85.60 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
1512. | Josh (joshindahood) | 85.59 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
1513. | Soup (k2824262) | 85.59 | 98% | 2017-10-14 |
1514. | Ray (applehihi1) | 85.58 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |