So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11787. | Fedupedu (fedupedu) | 81.57 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
11788. | Fernando (ferny12344) | 81.56 | 18% | 2014-09-17 |
11789. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 81.56 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
11790. | Theo (mewtish) | 81.56 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
11791. | Jusuf (kz99) | 81.56 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
11792. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 81.56 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
11793. | Also his friend Hendra Perm... | 81.56 | 87% | 2014-08-25 |
11794. | Ben (boboimo2) | 81.55 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
11795. | Ev (complexion) | 81.55 | 98% | 2021-03-06 |
11796. | Ilyanna (ilygoesboom) | 81.55 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
11797. | Optics (optics) | 81.55 | 91% | 2013-09-02 |
11798. | Corey (corkster) | 81.54 | 87% | 2013-07-13 |
11799. | Sourabh (sourabh14) | 81.54 | 96% | 2016-01-29 |
11800. | Benjamin (benky25) | 81.54 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
11801. | Zach (encasedthought) | 81.54 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
11802. | Shreyas (mrtigar) | 81.54 | 96% | 2016-07-03 |
11803. | actual (hanipop) | 81.53 | 91% | 2016-10-26 |
11804. | Zachary (ipaperkill) | 81.53 | 93% | 2016-08-06 |
11805. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 81.53 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
11806. | Archie (archievald_ingco) | 81.53 | 92% | 2015-01-02 |
11807. | wawang (wangzfu) | 81.53 | 97% | 2012-05-08 |
11808. | 🧛 kia (kianachantal) | 81.53 | 93% | 2011-07-10 |
11809. | michael (increased) | 81.53 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
11810. | Eric (edluu) | 81.53 | 91% | 2017-05-10 |
11811. | Dan (danmerriman) | 81.53 | — | 2008-08-08 |
11812. | 21blackjack (21blackjack_) | 81.53 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
11813. | alvin (alvingogo) | 81.52 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
11814. | Raifu (imeraifu) | 81.52 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
11815. | keruya (keruya) | 81.51 | 94% | 2015-10-07 |
11816. | quang hiển (quanghienvh) | 81.51 | — | 2010-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |