So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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32052. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.30 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
32053. | Bertie (sunstonesharptor) | 45.30 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
32054. | 1488 (1488) | 45.30 | 94% | 2018-07-30 |
32055. | Osher (destinycoat) | 45.30 | 89% | 2016-09-11 |
32056. | Daniel (zeruberusu) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
32057. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
32058. | Tien (lienetn) | 45.29 | — | 2011-04-13 |
32059. | Saiful (787jjx) | 45.29 | 91% | 2011-08-29 |
32060. | Rasmus (rapper890) | 45.28 | 94% | 2020-08-17 |
32061. | Dan (ddj863) | 45.28 | — | 2008-11-17 |
32062. | Abed (abed42) | 45.28 | 91% | 2021-01-01 |
32063. | Raditya (raditya98) | 45.28 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
32064. | jessica (jessicanguyen) | 45.28 | — | 2010-10-28 |
32065. | H (harshitos) | 45.27 | 94% | 2019-12-28 |
32066. | Jason (topz) | 45.27 | — | 2010-02-07 |
32067. | Tin-Yi (thesecret) | 45.27 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
32068. | Muhammad (ichsan07) | 45.26 | 95% | 2014-05-02 |
32069. | H (hassan_ur2) | 45.26 | 93% | 2013-12-26 |
32070. | balona (balona) | 45.26 | 94% | 2013-08-24 |
32071. | umer (umer2723) | 45.26 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
32072. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 45.26 | 92% | 2011-06-09 |
32073. | Rodrigo (pinatutorials) | 45.25 | 90% | 2019-10-15 |
32074. | bussy (roadto104wpm) | 45.25 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
32075. | saket (saket1harsh2) | 45.25 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
32076. | hao (thunderlion) | 45.25 | — | 2009-02-05 |
32077. | Steven (txp2037) | 45.24 | 92% | 2012-12-18 |
32078. | Josh (joshmorgan) | 45.24 | 93% | 2021-01-11 |
32079. | Vahan (vaki) | 45.24 | 95% | 2023-08-25 |
32080. | trollingck (trollingck) | 45.24 | 88% | 2015-10-30 |
32081. | sanjay (sk_mahto) | 45.24 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |