As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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13818. | Friz64 (friz64) | 71.06 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
13819. | Alex (aleksandr797) | 71.06 | 98% | 2022-05-02 |
13820. | Droctulf (droctulf) | 71.06 | 99% | 2019-07-21 |
13821. | Jellybean (jellybean84) | 71.06 | 99% | 2019-11-15 |
13822. | William (vlakross) | 71.06 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
13823. | Hue (hue_man) | 71.05 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
13824. | mn (real_mn) | 71.04 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
13825. | Liam (liamchan123) | 71.04 | 94% | 2022-04-06 |
13826. | memet (hdytxr) | 71.04 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
13827. | Monil (monilsinghal) | 71.04 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
13828. | Michael (michaellicata519) | 71.03 | 95% | 2016-06-20 |
13829. | Chris (chris_p) | 71.03 | 99% | 2022-07-14 |
13830. | Poly (typingpoly) | 71.03 | 95% | 2017-06-17 |
13831. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 71.03 | 95% | 2022-10-08 |
13832. | Zero (zerowaffles) | 71.03 | 89% | 2016-12-16 |
13833. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 71.03 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
13834. | dwikydd (dwikydd) | 71.02 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
13835. | Vision (vision_of_infinity) | 71.02 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
13836. | Malene (friedaz) | 71.02 | 98% | 2015-05-25 |
13837. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 71.02 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
13838. | Jeff (jeffjef) | 71.01 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
13839. | dovah (dovahkira) | 71.00 | 95% | 2018-07-24 |
13840. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 71.00 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
13841. | Kajendra (kajendra) | 70.99 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
13842. | Vigneshkumar Chinnachamy M ... | 70.99 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
13843. | Red (rzhvnbrg) | 70.99 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
13844. | Philip (owlrv) | 70.99 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
13845. | peiichonggx (peiichonggx) | 70.99 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
13846. | flexr (flexr) | 70.98 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
13847. | Copper (1336873249) | 70.98 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |