So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
9324. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.62 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
9325. | HEAD (head_hunter) | 86.62 | 96% | 2022-08-02 |
9326. | Carl (carlstanson) | 86.62 | 98% | 2016-04-11 |
9327. | None (populkee) | 86.61 | 96% | 2021-10-02 |
9328. | Ember (w00tzorz656) | 86.61 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
9329. | Ben (wildben) | 86.61 | 89% | 2016-09-24 |
9330. | Birdman (birdman13) | 86.61 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
9331. | Tinkle (tinklesticks) | 86.61 | 97.4% | 2021-02-22 |
9332. | Noah (noahhh) | 86.59 | 94% | 2012-10-09 |
9333. | Azzinoth (azzinoth) | 86.59 | 96% | 2014-11-04 |
9334. | workin (woodwheel) | 86.59 | 93% | 2011-10-22 |
9335. | ray (rayakakayung) | 86.59 | 99% | 2013-01-08 |
9336. | Ian (nelson_kempkey) | 86.58 | 98% | 2021-03-07 |
9337. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 86.58 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
9338. | KLITSCHKO (dr_steel_hammer) | 86.58 | 95% | 2013-01-28 |
9339. | Vikki (vinka) | 86.58 | 95% | 2012-03-17 |
9340. | Sherman (shemsan) | 86.57 | — | 2009-02-17 |
9341. | Sudu (suduvudu) | 86.57 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
9342. | jangar (dvorjack) | 86.57 | 96% | 2023-02-18 |
9343. | Dylan (sneakz) | 86.57 | 93% | 2016-08-27 |
9344. | blek (proking) | 86.57 | 91% | 2012-11-04 |
9345. | Nicholas (nickochee) | 86.55 | 96% | 2011-06-22 |
9346. | Smith (pucymae) | 86.55 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
9347. | Simon (p_simon) | 86.55 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
9348. | Yosi (yosi) | 86.55 | — | 2009-08-21 |
9349. | Jason (lightzout) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-01 |
9350. | Tom (brionel) | 86.55 | 98% | 2016-09-29 |
9351. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 86.55 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
9352. | floof (flooffy) | 86.54 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
9353. | Edward (virtualknight) | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |