As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11472. | 🥬 (freshkale_workman) | 77.00 | 96% | 2022-02-01 |
11473. | Jack (jfragg) | 77.00 | 97% | 2023-05-19 |
11474. | .... (whizzydizzy100) | 77.00 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
11475. | Brian (scottyb) | 77.00 | 90% | 2016-03-07 |
11476. | Oliwier (o1ci0) | 76.99 | 97% | 2024-01-28 |
11477. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 76.99 | 98% | 2021-05-18 |
11478. | Amy (amy159) | 76.98 | 91% | 2015-12-31 |
11479. | tstats[jgschu40] (jgschu40) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
11480. | Kinst (swiftens) | 76.98 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
11481. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 76.98 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
11482. | huh (noirblnqqq) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
11483. | datmeko (uralbeking) | 76.98 | 95.8% | 2021-02-19 |
11484. | Michael (schuh98) | 76.98 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
11485. | Justin (jubstein) | 76.98 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
11486. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 76.97 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
11487. | Hieu (txhieu) | 76.97 | 96% | 2017-03-15 |
11488. | gurditts (kenyasugondeez) | 76.96 | 97% | 2023-02-07 |
11489. | Duke (ducanup01) | 76.96 | 98% | 2022-01-21 |
11490. | Terrance (edgy_iguana) | 76.96 | 96% | 2022-12-02 |
11491. | 1 (desser2) | 76.96 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
11492. | VEEEE (acowname) | 76.96 | 99% | 2018-09-10 |
11493. | rushil (rushil17chawla) | 76.96 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
11494. | Pepi (pepimen843) | 76.95 | 96% | 2022-08-19 |
11495. | entity313 (entity313) | 76.94 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
11496. | D (consumption) | 76.94 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
11497. | Patrick (deathtoclickies) | 76.93 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
11498. | Str (strmps) | 76.93 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
11499. | Mams (mammaryfoam) | 76.93 | 96% | 2015-09-10 |
11500. | AMAN (player7714) | 76.93 | 97% | 2024-02-07 |
11501. | A (stoician) | 76.93 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |