So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18442. | PHONG (langtuqn2007) | 69.79 | 95% | 2014-12-27 |
18443. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 69.79 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
18444. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 69.78 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
18445. | LightsabeR (lightsaber) | 69.78 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
18446. | asdwe (asdwe) | 69.78 | 96% | 2015-03-19 |
18447. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 69.77 | 90% | 2015-09-26 |
18448. | Rocco (ginjah_jesus) | 69.77 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
18449. | David (thesadest) | 69.77 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
18450. | Rohit (john_titor234432) | 69.77 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
18451. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 69.77 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
18452. | Sahara (sahara37) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
18453. | j (potatostock) | 69.77 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
18454. | Brathep (typzta) | 69.77 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
18455. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 69.76 | 97.3% | 2023-11-01 |
18456. | Shaur (shaur_herng) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
18457. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-06-05 |
18458. | Rich (helmsrich) | 69.75 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
18459. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 69.75 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
18460. | David (fantasticdavid) | 69.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
18461. | kyle (hiefenhoomer) | 69.75 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
18462. | Chris (splixerr) | 69.75 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
18463. | Joe (joepickle) | 69.75 | 96.4% | 2021-02-02 |
18464. | Sergey (hasatsu) | 69.75 | 95% | 2013-03-27 |
18465. | eri (nanoeri) | 69.75 | 97% | 2014-01-12 |
18466. | John (drtype) | 69.75 | 97% | 2013-02-25 |
18467. | David (insert_good_username) | 69.74 | 96% | 2023-05-20 |
18468. | Henry (fastypr) | 69.74 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
18469. | sator1 (sator1) | 69.74 | 98% | 2022-09-18 |
18470. | scuba (scuba2x) | 69.74 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
18471. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 69.74 | 98% | 2017-07-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |