As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11990. | bezrxk (bezrxk) | 75.62 | 96% | 2023-09-28 |
11991. | squall (squalllionheart) | 75.62 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
11992. | Will (bangojett) | 75.62 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
11993. | ammar (ammarove) | 75.62 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
11994. | Lucas (akz92) | 75.62 | 96% | 2016-11-02 |
11995. | HyunWoo (showaid) | 75.62 | 95% | 2016-08-12 |
11996. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 75.62 | 95% | 2018-06-21 |
11997. | Elliot (privateplague) | 75.61 | 96% | 2021-11-11 |
11998. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 75.61 | 98% | 2021-11-18 |
11999. | Antti (jormala) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
12000. | yixuan (ixuan) | 75.61 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
12001. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 75.60 | 95% | 2024-01-10 |
12002. | Divya (divya_16) | 75.60 | 99% | 2021-12-27 |
12003. | Jay (jaythegoon) | 75.60 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
12004. | guy (zagu) | 75.60 | 96% | 2023-09-17 |
12005. | TABY! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (pa... | 75.60 | 96% | 2017-08-24 |
12006. | JankLööps (qu4n7umz) | 75.59 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
12007. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 75.59 | 100% | 2016-02-27 |
12008. | DK (dkagustin) | 75.59 | 95% | 2015-08-05 |
12009. | Klunky (liamrob) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
12010. | Stentor (stesanor) | 75.58 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
12011. | Matthew (mattisdabomb77) | 75.57 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
12012. | Dios (gembili666) | 75.56 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
12013. | Tiger (tiger_l) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-10-09 |
12014. | Dinil (racer1999) | 75.55 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
12015. | Haezal (ezal_epy) | 75.55 | 96% | 2016-03-22 |
12016. | Guan Ying (modusoperand) | 75.55 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
12017. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 75.54 | 96% | 2022-07-24 |
12018. | Sebastian (senisch) | 75.54 | 91% | 2015-09-23 |
12019. | Jonke (zoomboombang) | 75.53 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |