As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19785. | Solomon (deputycommissioner... | 55.60 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
19786. | Two State Solution (deth_le... | 55.59 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
19787. | matthew (nezuko) | 55.59 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
19788. | ko (nakanidashite) | 55.59 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
19789. | P (pracs210) | 55.59 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
19790. | Sasuke (sasuke0004) | 55.59 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
19791. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 55.59 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
19792. | y (bzy107) | 55.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
19793. | Michael (magic_michael) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
19794. | Deepjyoti (deepjyoti__dj7) | 55.58 | 93% | 2020-10-26 |
19795. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.58 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
19796. | faebdc (faebdc) | 55.58 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
19797. | マット (mat_rusty) | 55.58 | 93% | 2018-01-27 |
19798. | mat O (mat_o) | 55.57 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
19799. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 55.57 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
19800. | Thomas (raedis) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
19801. | Andrew (andrewsim) | 55.56 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
19802. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
19803. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
19804. | dat (datdude45678) | 55.56 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
19805. | Sarah (shetzah) | 55.56 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
19806. | Dicky (dickykpd) | 55.56 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
19807. | Seth (opiumonom) | 55.56 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
19808. | P (ohayosioh) | 55.56 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
19809. | PingingCarrot16 (pingingcar... | 55.55 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
19810. | Phuchit (ripzery) | 55.55 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
19811. | Alex (alexpalti) | 55.54 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
19812. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 55.54 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
19813. | Nitaray (nitaray) | 55.53 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
19814. | Ranak (rakibulranak) | 55.53 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |