As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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21590. | cody (cody62) | 49.38 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
21591. | Ahtasham (sh_ahtasham) | 49.38 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
21592. | Affstein (affstein) | 49.37 | 91% | 2017-04-24 |
21593. | klokl (klokl1) | 49.37 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
21594. | koumei (koumei) | 49.37 | 90% | 2015-11-05 |
21595. | Aslam (aslam__nijami) | 49.35 | 95% | 2022-11-06 |
21596. | Kurochi (kurochi_cyril) | 49.35 | 94.6% | 2021-02-18 |
21597. | FRB (joestroker) | 49.35 | 91% | 2019-05-16 |
21598. | Nathanael (nathanael2004) | 49.34 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
21599. | tstats[suraj_hs] (suraj_hs) | 49.34 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
21600. | mags (maggieface) | 49.33 | 95% | 2023-09-27 |
21601. | Danny (dannywil5) | 49.33 | 95% | 2019-11-18 |
21602. | Roi (roi1255) | 49.33 | 95% | 2020-05-20 |
21603. | overlast (overlast) | 49.33 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
21604. | Jerry (elonmosque) | 49.31 | 98% | 2016-07-20 |
21605. | Marco (capitanoano) | 49.31 | 92% | 2019-09-23 |
21606. | Dew2118 (dew_2118) | 49.30 | 94% | 2021-07-23 |
21607. | erbol (erbolxac) | 49.30 | 94% | 2022-03-24 |
21608. | dry (need_for_bandwidth) | 49.29 | 95% | 2022-08-22 |
21609. | speedyqwertalez (i_am_a_nooby) | 49.29 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
21610. | maximo (maximoc04) | 49.29 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
21611. | Antreas (antreas_antoniou) | 49.29 | 95.8% | 2021-02-03 |
21612. | Ismail (ismyle121) | 49.27 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
21613. | VastoLordePy (vastolordepy) | 49.27 | 95% | 2021-04-13 |
21614. | Autistic (autisticpanini) | 49.26 | 94% | 2017-09-21 |
21615. | Abdumalik (abdirahad) | 49.26 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
21616. | Rika (rika_noka) | 49.25 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
21617. | DataDev (tinysingh) | 49.25 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
21618. | Chaudhary (maulik9316) | 49.24 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
21619. | aaron (croussore) | 49.24 | 89% | 2017-05-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |