As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11166. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 77.63 | 98.2% | 2023-11-06 |
11167. | Arie (buenobonsai) | 77.62 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
11168. | Chris (dealthoughts) | 77.62 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
11169. | Richard (onerandomtyperacer) | 77.61 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
11170. | Roy (sisalt) | 77.61 | 91% | 2016-11-22 |
11171. | MasterMind (master__mind) | 77.61 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
11172. | ayyy (richs25) | 77.61 | 85% | 2016-04-12 |
11173. | Martín (albugineo) | 77.60 | 99% | 2018-06-27 |
11174. | Tashima (tashima42) | 77.60 | 96% | 2021-05-14 |
11175. | Evgeny (blackitten13) | 77.60 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
11176. | Joker (jokerface222) | 77.59 | 96.5% | 2021-02-05 |
11177. | Ewa (ewasworld) | 77.59 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
11178. | Focusing (focusing) | 77.59 | 96% | 2015-05-24 |
11179. | Frosty (frosty_the_snowman) | 77.59 | 98% | 2018-11-28 |
11180. | Ethan (an3223) | 77.59 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
11181. | Schwuntac0 (drschwuntan) | 77.59 | 94% | 2016-06-06 |
11182. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 77.58 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
11183. | Mitchell (sminchdawg) | 77.58 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
11184. | yung carti (jayybondoc) | 77.58 | 86% | 2016-06-11 |
11185. | Alish (dek_u) | 77.58 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
11186. | Sandy (redsuns1) | 77.58 | 95% | 2017-06-28 |
11187. | Binbin (nibnib) | 77.58 | 93% | 2016-03-08 |
11188. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 77.58 | 94% | 2015-04-26 |
11189. | Mark (redblacktiger) | 77.57 | 96% | 2022-02-03 |
11190. | Marko (sluggm) | 77.57 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
11191. | Anye (farmerfred) | 77.56 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
11192. | Berkan (berkanss) | 77.56 | 98% | 2022-10-29 |
11193. | Josh (gynlaw) | 77.56 | 93% | 2016-03-14 |
11194. | DF (df__) | 77.56 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
11195. | Omar (preachy) | 77.55 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |