Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2464. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
2465. | doquan (doquannnn) | 75.78 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
2466. | qq (co1n) | 75.75 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
2467. | Craz (gocrazy254) | 75.75 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
2468. | Tye (mrowl8) | 75.74 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
2469. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 75.73 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
2470. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 75.73 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
2471. | gkang7685 (gkang7685) | 75.70 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
2472. | Mark (haxos) | 75.69 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
2473. | Earl (1t_r3a11y_h4rtz) | 75.68 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
2474. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
2475. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 75.65 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
2476. | Dindono (dindono) | 75.63 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
2477. | 100=Happy (quinn55) | 75.63 | 95% | 2017-11-09 |
2478. | Hieu (txhieu) | 75.63 | 98% | 2018-12-11 |
2479. | Josiah (jojobaphobe) | 75.60 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
2480. | Declan (deccazz) | 75.59 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
2481. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 75.58 | 97% | 2020-08-18 |
2482. | Toast (michaelking) | 75.57 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
2483. | Andy (summermint) | 75.57 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
2484. | Liam (thecodingboy) | 75.56 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
2485. | Daniel (incognitus) | 75.55 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
2486. | Dean (biollama112) | 75.53 | 94% | 2017-12-21 |
2487. | JoYo (joyojo) | 75.51 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
2488. | Vincent (filtertype) | 75.50 | 96% | 2020-06-23 |
2489. | Steven (stevie03) | 75.49 | 95% | 2020-04-18 |
2490. | boniu (wincentbugs) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
2491. | Bogart (clloyddcc) | 75.48 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
2492. | Jack (randomdize) | 75.46 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
2493. | Tim (pacmeng) | 75.45 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |