So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7680. | Joshua (nopech) | 90.77 | — | 2011-02-23 |
7681. | carrie (cammce7) | 90.77 | — | 2009-12-11 |
7682. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 90.77 | 89% | 2012-05-03 |
7683. | Paul (paulkoczwara) | 90.76 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
7684. | Jan (juhu234) | 90.76 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
7685. | Artem (artem12) | 90.76 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
7686. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 90.76 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
7687. | im raging RN (xaveir21) | 90.75 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
7688. | celebrate (celebrate) | 90.75 | — | 2009-11-17 |
7689. | uwu (serashkut) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
7690. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 90.74 | 96.9% | 2023-09-25 |
7691. | Bobert (bobertrogers) | 90.74 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
7692. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 90.74 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
7693. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
7694. | Roddy (roddyk) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
7695. | Baruk (baruk) | 90.74 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
7696. | sl (slgerbil) | 90.72 | 96% | 2011-08-12 |
7697. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 90.72 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
7698. | Andrew (pingpongpewpew) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
7699. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 90.72 | — | 2010-03-14 |
7700. | Declan (deccazz) | 90.72 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
7701. | Death (death) | 90.71 | — | 2008-10-08 |
7702. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 90.70 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
7703. | Big (bigjohn05) | 90.70 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
7704. | ryan (ryan10132) | 90.70 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
7705. | Mimi (miminono) | 90.70 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
7706. | Maggs (pdolson) | 90.70 | — | 2010-10-06 |
7707. | Creamcheese (diangiaz) | 90.69 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
7708. | Megan (megceratops) | 90.69 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
7709. | stijn (stimixer) | 90.69 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |