As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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15288. | Noname (blanking) | 67.51 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
15289. | Ricky (obi_wanker) | 67.51 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
15290. | Illuminati (jugglerilluminati) | 67.51 | 91% | 2016-01-28 |
15291. | Nagster (nagster) | 67.50 | 97.6% | 2023-10-20 |
15292. | (twogah) | 67.50 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
15293. | Michael (planetz) | 67.50 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
15294. | Sarah (inspire_sarah) | 67.50 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
15295. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 67.49 | 96% | 2022-06-05 |
15296. | asdf (sickcreator7737) | 67.49 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
15297. | Deon (bonkbonkbonk) | 67.49 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
15298. | Alpha (rliu054) | 67.49 | 93% | 2016-04-10 |
15299. | Rym (ryym) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
15300. | Blackpool (blackpool) | 67.49 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
15301. | abhishek (akk2069) | 67.49 | 88% | 2017-05-18 |
15302. | kenan (commanderkenan) | 67.48 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
15303. | Aidil (aidil42) | 67.48 | 97% | 2019-08-02 |
15304. | dandaf (dandaf) | 67.47 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
15305. | Shreesh (josh_1993) | 67.47 | 93% | 2016-09-20 |
15306. | Patrick (kingcupcake99) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
15307. | TiMMsY (ctimmsy) | 67.46 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
15308. | unmanbearpig (unmanbearpig) | 67.46 | 92% | 2016-09-26 |
15309. | kevo (lakvn) | 67.46 | 97% | 2016-05-13 |
15310. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 67.45 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
15311. | Szymon (szymeczeqq27) | 67.45 | 95.3% | 2023-10-11 |
15312. | ~ (katana4teen) | 67.45 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
15313. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 67.45 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
15314. | pea (pbarakat) | 67.45 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
15315. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 67.45 | 96% | 2020-03-07 |
15316. | Cristi (cristicatalan) | 67.44 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
15317. | Avinash (avi0308) | 67.44 | 95% | 2023-01-16 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |